Octoba Feeva (Day 27)

Well now Halloween is just around the corner and you still haven't figured out what to do? Listen, it's okay. I understand. I'm here to help. Go as Conservative Hydra.

This is an especially great idea if yr going to a costume contest. Yr guaranteed to win! I mean, not like a popular vote or anything, but if there's a judge panel just tell them if they don't let you win it's because they don't support the troops and are socialists and are probably here illegally and blahblah terrorism and TEA PAAAARRRRTTTTYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

Conservative Hydra knows that fear is the best motivation around...and now you know it too!