Top 50

Of course I'm in the mood for a list. Here's the top 50 things I'm into right now. I wonder if I have Asperger syndrome because my interests are pretty limited.


50. quicksand

49. Nandi Bears

48. The commuter rail conductor lady who doesn't make me pay to ride the train

47. Complimenting people on their powerful vaginas

46. the guy from the ShamWow commercials

45. criminally tight pants

44. Tiki Island

43. Jellyfish

42. Extenze for women

41. Ghosts

40. Incriminating Evidence

39. Step by Step

38. Intersectionality

37. The Creature from the Black Lagoon

36. Mario Party 8 (even though it's still rigged)

35. Kelly Spears' new album "Choose Your Orifice"

34. Amy Greenhouse's new album "World War Me"

33. Birds that don't fly

32. Birdo

31. watching Julia play Resident Evil 4 because it scares me too much

30. a million cups of coffee a day

29. Friday the 13th remake

28. saving the world (especially the women) from Galactus

27. people and animals that are dead inside

26. stickers

25. blogging for apples

24. She-Hulk

23. the walking dead

22. The Salteens

21. Cigarettes

20. fascinating undergarments

19. sexy butt-hugging burquas

18. Carina Round

17. Myrtle Urkel

16. my new(ish) phone

15. That Amy Greenhouse wannabe on Rock of Love Bus

14. Smash Brothers (still)

13. Wednesday (because it's comic book new release day)

12. Squid/Octopodes

11. Nancy Grace

10. The square that lets me enslave my guardian angel

9. I Love Money 2

8. Superhero Fashion

7. Cthulhu

6. Luigi (duh)

5. the ick

4. Lydia Lunch

3. Google Reader

2. Dazzler

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