NOWHERE IS SAFE! Least of all Albuquerque, New Mexico. My friend Katie (better known as Mrs. Frosty the Snowman or as her semi-erotic stage name "Crystal the Snowwoman") was burgled there a few months back and I've got shocking new evidence connecting that crime to the rash of burglaries the InvestiGATOR, Nancy Grace, and I have been looking into these past couple of weeks.
Let's make the connection: The crime wave started in Albuquerque, followed by Hollywood, followed by Malden Massachusetts. Notice anything? A. H. M.? H.A.M.! Ham! Ham is involved...but HOW?
I'm in the lab running some tests. I'll be back later with more information.
Tune into Nancy Grace tonight at 8:00 and 10:00 p.m. for up to the minute coverage including an exclusive interview with the InvestiGATOR.
ALSO: During the investigation, in order to preserve impartiality, Toadette has been removed as the weekend host of the Nancy Grace show. She's being replaced with Amy Greenhouse for the time being.
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