3B-3D Casting UPDATE

I'm finally done casting Beach Bitch Bimbo: The Movie!

Courtney Love as Joan Cusack

Joan Cusack as Courtney Love

Laura Dern as Laura Williams



Beach Bitch Bimbo: The Movie (3D)

Don't worry everyone, yr sleepless nights are over. It is with great pride that I now reveal to you the details regarding Beach Bitch Bimbo: The Movie (3D).

 The plot isn't important but for those of you who are interested it follows a young visionary (me, played by Shelley Duvall) who decides to have inconsistent and conflicting super powers and uses them to save the United States from religious tyranny via his Secular Gay Fascist Agenda (and a little help from his All-Girl Goon Squad).

Let's take a look at the cast, shall we?

Shelley Duvall as Richard Mulcahy

Geena Davis as Amy Greenwood

Fairuza Balk as Lydia Lunch

Mary-Kate Olsen as the Sensational She-Hulk

Phylicia Rashad as Claire Huxtable as Matthew Staples

Rainbow Harvest as herself

Linnea Quigley as Kate Artz

Mrs. Frosty the Snowperson as Katie Ryan

Mink Stole as God

Laura Linney as two tabs of tylenol on a table in the background for one second at a random point in the film (not in 3D)



thinking of a career in american heroism?

hi babies!

hi baby!

So I got this book about demons...

That's right. It's called The Encyclopedia of Demons and Demonology and I'm not afraid to use it. GRANTED, summoning demons to do my bidding might seem like an unnecessarily risky life choice but I want you all to consider this: I wouldn't have to resort to the dark arts if human beings would just get it together and do what I say without question. Since so many people I come across make it a point to establish "boundaries" with me I've decided to abandon my dream of improving the world through human subservience and instead will be focusing on what demons can do for me.

Here's something yr thinking: "Demons are mean and nasty! WATCH OUT!" To that I say: No more mean and nasty than I am. Let's face it, I'm a natural leader. Demons may be demonic but they're not stupid. They will sense my leadership qualities and fall in line. One thing a lot of people don't know about demons is that their lust for suffering can only be matched by their need for discipline, and I will make absolutely sure to keep them on a strict schedule of knick-knack polishing, poltergeisting, and rowing my boat.

here ya go