Here Comes My Baby!

I think you are interested in knowing that I am now the proud roommate of a cat! I didn't name her Burqini after all because as it turns out Burqas (and therefor Burqinis by association) are involved in a lot of dramz that I want to shield my sweet angel baby miracle dream wonderful ultra magnificent heavenly dazzling cute astonishing amazing celestial messiah child from.

So instead I named her Mileena. The lady with the teeth from Mortal Kombat BUT ALSO the lady from Total Recall. I know Total Recall lady spells it "Melina" but my kitty knows how to perform a fatality so I'll be going with the Mortal Kombat version.

I'll publish photos when I'm not on the commuter rail, which has a terrible internet connection that is destroying my life/fun.

We're Burqini Kill and we want revolution bimbo style NOW

Octoba Feeva (Day 14)

Here's an idea for a Halloween costume : Wont someone please go as the pet cat that I don't have but really reeeeaaallly want? He or she will be called Burqini, after the famous beach bitch bimbo attire of the same name. Please don't invade my space in a "sexy cat" costume and try to pass that off as Burqini. My future pet will have class and you should remember that as yr getting ready.