My Memo Pad

I bought a little memo pad at the wannabe 711 over on Rantoul Street in Beverly, Massachusetts (01915) and despite the fact that the ugly man behind the counter tried to charge me $1 for it when it only cost 89 cents I have to say it was among the best purchases I made today. I decided that it was in the planet's best interest that I have a pen and paper within brilliance distance of me at all times in order to ensure that not a single drop of brain-wonder that I squirt out be unnecessarily lost. In case you haven't noticed I'm in the business of making the stupid little world a better place for everyone that agrees with me and unfortunately there have been times when a utopia-inducing idea has slipped away because I have a bad memory for reasons that I am unwilling to go into here but that do not involve early onset Alzheimer's. So far I have written the following in my memo pad:

CALLING IT: Magma is probably going to be killed off. Nightcrawler too. That's the trick.

Need: Table Lamp(s) (or are they called desk lamps? whatever), something to hold the DVDs

Look up that parallel dimension business from the internet

Shelter Operation Coordinator

Okay, so from the outside it may not make very much sense, and before you even go there NO it is NOT written in code (but that is a good idea and I just added it to the memo pad). I just can't go into too much detail in case I forget it on the commuta rail and some cad tries to get rich offa MY ideas.

The Real Housewives of All You Can Eat Island

I'm working with Bravo on show for their "Real Housewives of..." series. The idea came to me while on post-flood vacation on All You Can Eat Island. I noticed that several of the housewives around the area seemed rich and prostitution whore-ish so I approached them. They said YES! Expect updates soon.

Joan Cusack Books on Tape

I'm sure everyone must just intuitively know that my favorite sound in the world is Joan Cusack's voice. Now that I'm famous and influential as a super hero/executive producer/Hollywood film actor/television personality/saint/yogurt whistle blower/etc. I have FINALLY convinced Joan to go into the wonderful world of books on tape. The thing is...now that she's agreed, I'm COMPLETELY OVERWHELMED! She's committed to doing six books of my choosing but I'm finding it close to impossible to narrow it down! The only book I've completely settled on is (obviously) Incriminating Evidence by Lydia Lunch. Let's take a look at some other ideas...

Oh, and for the record I'm not asking for yr advice on the matter. The decision is MINE and MINE ALONE. I'm so excited!

ALSO AVAILABLE (not yet, but soon): Joan Cusack Books on Tape CASSINGLES!!!!!!! Because we all know that sometimes all ya need is a chapter. The flip side is Joan reading the same chapter, but with an accent like she's from the deep south!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!