Current Events

Today I saw a woman slip on a banana peel and fall on the ground in Boston. I'm not making this up. I didn't do anything to help her but I'm sure you can forgive me since I was in a rush to get to Qdoba and I would hate to think I interfered with some kind of hidden camera prank.

Also making headlines this morning is...actually I don't have anything to follow that up with. I haven't stopped to pick up a newspaper and internet news is too many clicks away right now but I did read yesterday that Seal and Heidi Klum are breaking up. So there's that.

I also read that a guy named Newt Gingrich something something South Carolina. I'm liking his subversive take on "family values" but he looks like an anthropomorphic pig and I think that might distract voters who fear the slippery slope of devolution  that we all know is common amongst divorcees.

Y'know what?  This is basically the pity-handy of blog updates. Neither of us really want to be here right now so have a nice day or whatever BYYYYEEEEEEEE

Iä! Iä! St. Richard Fhtagn!

Well well well. I can trust this to  be 100% accurate because I found it on the internet. I copied and pasted my blog post "terror, trauma, turmoil, and the will to stay alive" here and take a gander at my results:

I write like
H. P. Lovecraft

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

I'd be a lot happier if he wasn't such a racist pig, but I'm not going to front like he's not one of my favorite authors. Because fuck you, he is.