Thursday, January 3, 2013

things to look forward to on 3B in 2013

You are so fucking lucky. Really. So incredibly blessed and fortunate to be among the first to read this here post about all the exciting things to look forward to on Beach Bitch Bimbo this year.

I know what yr thinking. It's something like "OH HELLLLL NO! You barely updated 3B at all in 2012!!!!!"

Sadly, this is true but times they are a changin'. I finally bought a damn computer so I will be updating with much more frequency. REJOICE! My brain is overflowing with good ideas and tender musings to both challenge and delight you. Here's a sample of what you can look forward to....

  • Sister Act Fan Fiction
  • The unveiling of the newest members of my All-Girl Goon Squad
  • Probably a bunch of lists
  • More Twitter Feuds
  • More Jean Grey
  • MORE AMERICAN HEROISM
  • Something skimpy (for the fellas)
  • Something ribbed (for her pleasure)
  • 3B:3D hits theaters
  • Secular Gay Fascism
  • The return of 31 Days of Halloween Costume Suggestions/Demands

Are you excited? That's a stupid fucking question. Of course you are. PEOPLE GET READY

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