The Real Housewives of All You Can Eat Island

I'm working with Bravo on show for their "Real Housewives of..." series. The idea came to me while on post-flood vacation on All You Can Eat Island. I noticed that several of the housewives around the area seemed rich and prostitution whore-ish so I approached them. They said YES! Expect updates soon.

Hydro-Man? Are you serious?

While I was away in Broxton, Oklahoma doing you know what to try and make the world a better place, it appears that my secret lair was attacked by a large amount of water. The majority of my possessions are now destroyed and I am basically homeless. I'm also very angry. Storm had better be posessed by the Shadow King or I'm flipping a fucking table over.